MacTook

So, contrary to common belief, New York's grimey underbelly is apparently alive and kicking. Who steals someone's fucking computer? Horrible fucktards who have no respect for work. Yesterday my computer was stolen out from under me, by some admittedly smooth thief, at a coffee shop. All this not to boo hoo, but rather to say, if you and I have interacted and there is something I recently sent you that you think I might need to have, please send it back to me (photos, files, whatever). And, if you get any weird, out of character shit from someone purporting to be me, tell them to go fuck themselves and hit up hell in a handbasket.

--iO